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RangerRyan
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:26 am    Post subject: Redneck Goose Hunter! Reply with quote
Redneck Goose Hunter

You Might Be A Redneck Goose Hunter If.................

1. The inscription on your weddding band reads "advise bird band".
2. Your wife calls you to dinner with a double cluck and you circle the table twice before you sit down.
3. Your phone honks and your ears ring.
4. You think long distance is something you blow.
5. Your retirement fund consists of a wooden decoy collection.
6. You think neoprene waders are the biggest invention of the 20th Century.
7. Meeting your bag limit means you dated two ugly women in the same week.
8. You know Big Foot on a first name basis.
9. Your vet bill is higher than your mortgage.
10. Decoys top the list on your letter to Santa.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well I have all 10 and number 1 my wedding Band says that.So hi I'm Rick and I'm a Redneck goose hunter addict.
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